Demons who mauled Tucker Carlson in sleep this week warned that violence has no place in politics today

Heroes in the Seaweed
3 min readNov 5, 2024
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Marco Stompard, The Tuesday Ruble, Nov 5 2024

In the lead-up to the troubled US election, few stories have been more troubling than Tucker Carlson’s report this week of having been attacked by supernatural demons in his sleep. With little respect for freedom of speech, the demons in question have been physically mauling the MAGA star in his own home, leaving claw marks in his flesh.

The authenticity of Carlson’s ‘nightmarish’ experiences, so to speak, have been confirmed by no less reliable source than fellow MAGA identity, Alex Jones. So, there can be no question to anybody of sense that this story is real, and needs to be taken very seriously by American voters.

We at The Tuesday Ruble join people everywhere sending our condolences and best wishes to Tucker and his family, in this hour of spiritual warfare. To the demons, if they are listening, we say this:

there is no place for violence in the culture wars, even supernatural violence — unless Mr Trump suggest it, in which case it becomes the highest patriotic duty. All people deserve a restful nights’ sleep, when they contribute as manfully as Tucker continues to do, keeping the civic tone in the US as high as it now is.

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