6-year old announces Presidential bid: “mastered the arts of politics”
In the unusual news today a *** 6-year old has announced his preparedness for a tilt at the White House later this year. His parents, who double as his principal advisers, explained to media this week that their boy had mastered all of the arts of politics for the brave new world we are all entering into.
“If you look at *** [name presently withheld], you can see what a master he is. When he squabbles with his sister, his technique is perfect.
First, he hits or bites her, or takes some toy he doesn’t even want, but sees she’s after. Then, when she fights back, he runs to us and says ‘she started it’. This is a perfect sequence.
“Since we’ve got cams installed”, they continued, “we’ve been able to see this play out many times, when he thinks no one is looking.”
When his sister tries to present her side of the story, he is able to keep attacking. He calls her names: “lying sue”, he calls her, or “sisy whine whine”, and then he mocks her. This is the case, even when we know flat out he’s as guilty as Judas.”
The parents say they are proud of their boy, who takes Mr Trump as his inspiration. “He perfects the move when he hits his sister right in front of us, then turns to us and says: ‘look, she just hit me.’ This as a parent…